A right Charlie

Mrs Alf: You know Louise, your brother's deaf teacher? She had her baby the other day, a little girl. Her daddy's name is Charlie. Guess what they've called her?

L: Grace?

Mrs Alf: No. Her daddy's name is Charlie. Think of a TV programme?

L: Stephanie?

Mrs Alf: No! It's "I absolutely do not like tomatoes."

L: They called their kid "I absolutely do not like tomatoes"?

Five minutes of hysterical cackling from Mrs Alf.

Mrs Alf: (To my son) What's the TV programme, "Charlie and...?"

Son: Lola!